Simon pure and simple	Wednesday, October 23, 2002
Crony Island hot dogs
The Usual Suspects	Wednesday, July 24, 2002
I spy, with my little eye...
Flag Waivers	Wednesday, July 10, 2002
One nation, indefensible
Cornered!	Wednesday, June 12, 2002
At least they can't sneak up on you
On top of the world	Wednesday, June 5, 2002
The world, accordioned by carp
One More Slip On the Yellow-Brick Road	Wednesday, May 29, 2002
Mind where you step
Horse Shot	Wednesday, May 22, 2002
That's a horse on you
Quiet As a Mouse	Wednesday, May 15, 2002
What did you have in mind?
Warrin' Piece	Wednesday, May 8, 2002
The beatings will continue until morale improves
With Friends Like These	Wednesday, May 1, 2002
A friend in need is a pain
Traveling Light	Wednesday, April 24, 2002
The train has left the harbor
Security Exchange	Wednesday, April 17, 2002
Never put the elephants in front of the parade
Flackman, part four	Wednesday, April 10, 2002
A reservoir of good will
Flackman, part three	Wednesday, April 3, 2002
A dream past the wit of man to tell what dream it was
Flackman, part two	Wednesday, March 27, 2002
I, impressario
Flackman	Wednesday, March 20, 2002
Sing the song, children
All About Denny	Wednesday, February 13, 2002
Break a leg, kid
Pot Shot: The War in the North	Wednesday, February 20, 2002
When a fellow needs a fiend...
Energy Matters	Wednesday, January 30, 2002
The Energizer Bunny Lays an egg
The Crawl of the Wild	Wednesday, January 23, 2002
The fatal glass of beer
A Man of Conviction	Wednesday, December 12, 2001
Beat me daddy, eight to the bar
Mobilized!	Wednesday, November 7, 2001
Sailing, sailing over the bounder's main
Constructionation	Wednesday, August 22, 2001
Brother, can you spare a paradigm?
Cellmates	Wednesday, August 15, 2001
Or, The Rayburn House Horrors
13 Dazed	Wednesday, August 8, 2001
The gunsels of augury
Hughes on First	Wednesday, August 1, 2001
Spider Boy vs. the Hedgehog
Shepherds Pious	Wednesday, July 25, 2001
Thy rod and thy staff they confound me
Think Globally, Act Loco - pt 2	Wednesday, July 4, 2001
If it's Tuesday, this must be bedlam
Think Globally, Act Loco - pt 1	Wednesday, June 27, 2001
Even stranger in a strange land
My Two Weeks In Hell	Wednesday, June 6, 2001
An on-the-job Job
Power Play	Wednesday, May 30, 2001
Hitchin' a ride on the faith train
Shootin' Match	Wednesday, May 16, 2001
Let a smile be your imbroglio
Fencepost	Wednesday, May 9, 2001
Quick! What's a four-letter word for "joke"?
Cri de Coors	Wednesday, May 2, 2001
Brother bother...
The Monkey's Pause	Wednesday, April 18, 2001
Dance, monkey, dance!
Political Science	Wednesday, April 11, 2001
Take the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper
State of the Onion	Wednesday, March 21, 2001
Peeling away the layers of governance...
M-I-C-K-E-Y...	Wednesday, March 7, 2001
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
A Secretary Is Not a Toy	Monday, February 12, 2001
W Follows his gut instincts
The Elocutioner's Song	Friday, February 2, 2001
The ESL class is starting to pay off
Simple Justice	Friday, January 19, 2001
Justice Delay-ed is justice denied
Loma Linda	Friday, January 19, 2001
Did you know "Linda" means "pretty"?
Supreme! At Last!	Friday, January 19, 2001
The nation is throne for a loop
Of Mice And Men	Friday, January 19, 2001
The gang's agley
Another Day, Another Dolor	Friday, January 19, 2001
You never hear the ballot with your name on it
Stranger Than Friction	Friday, January 19, 2001
Tallahassee swings into action on the vote count
An Unhappy Buckaroo	Friday, January 19, 2001
Learnin' is hard. Comity is harder
Inner-National Politics	Friday, January 19, 2001
W grasps the nettle of global conflict
Principal Of Statement	Friday, January 19, 2001
A ringing declaration of incomprehension
Dubya Pleasure Dubya Fun	Friday, January 19, 2001
The previous note is misunderstood, and a troubled W seeks support
Bush League Advice	Friday, January 19, 2001
It begins with a sarcastic note...