Interview with the Fox	Wednesday, July 17, 2002
If it ain't chicken, it's feathers
Standup	Wednesday, July 3, 2002
It's all a lot of rim-shot
Making Your Way Under America	Wednesday, June 26, 2002
Goodbye, take good scare of yourself
Where the Truth Lies	Wednesday, June 19, 2002
TALES OF THE LUNCHEONETTE
Fun With Your New Country	Wednesday, March 6, 2002
Frequently Asked Questions About New America®
Gunfighters of the Purple Phrase	Wednesday, February 27, 2002
Do not forsake me, oh my Darvon
The Conjure Pen	Wednesday, February 13, 2002
"What men prize most is privilege..."
Commander George and the Machineries of Doom	Wednesday, January 16, 2002
37.5 seconds over Kandahar
Ahead the Future Lies!	Wednesday, January 9, 2002
A fearless look ahead to the astounding world of 2002!
Commander George in the City of the Lost Cheneys	Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Mammary's little baby gets short shrift
The Adamant Beetle	Wednesday, December 5, 2001
Writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear
The Winter Men	Wednesday, November 28, 2001
Law and Ordure
Dunderball	Wednesday, November 21, 2001
A night at the Casino Disloyal
The Dissatisfied Sheep	Wednesday, November 14, 2001
Sheep may safely graze?
The Big Bamboozle	Wednesday, October 24, 2001
Danger are my bidness
Trigger Trilogy	Wednesday, September 5, 2001
A symphony for shooters
Gone Missing	Wednesday, August 29, 2001
A Character assassination
We Shall Go A-Rovin'	Wednesday, July 11, 2001
A real pirate ship
The Ballad of Little George	Wednesday, June 20, 2001
If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer
Smotherhood	Wednesday, June 13, 2001
Mother is a boy's best frenzy
The Rabbit King	Wednesday, April 4, 2001
Whose woods these are I think I know
The Wild, Wild West	Wednesday, March 28, 2001
Ben Hur, done that
Americandoo	Wednesday, March 14, 2001
Failure's just another kind of success
Flight Plan	Wednesday, February 28, 2001
Reflections on American precedence
Character Study	Wednesday, February 21, 2001
"Deep down, I'm pretty superficial" - Ava Gardner;
Gale Storm	Sunday, February 11, 2001
If a tree falls in the forest, is Gale Norton clapping with one hand?
Big John's Rag	Friday, February 2, 2001
A two-part harmony for banjo and hatchet
Imperator Juvenis: An Inaugural Owed	Friday, January 19, 2001
Day One of our long national nightmare
Character Flaw	Friday, January 19, 2001
Not quite Beowulf...
Simper Aeternis	Friday, January 19, 2001
Smile when you say that, pardner
Pas de Deux	Friday, January 19, 2001
An almost tasteful limerick about inaugural balls
His Own Mannequin	Friday, January 19, 2001
Where is Edgar Bergen when we need him?