Gale Storm
Three Interior monologues

One:
Environmentalists regard as inferior
Ms. Norton's appointment to Interior
Says she with a smirk
"It's quite easy work
When your motives are totally ulterior"
 
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Two:
Dinner at Gale Norton's is neat;
The trendiest food you can eat
She serves as a starter
Puree of Snail Darter
And her Spotted Owl soup is a treat
 
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Three
Ms. Norton has a little drill.
That she uses where she will
And even if you mind or care,
She'll put little holes just everywhere.
 
There are little holes in Texas
And throughout the USA.
And what she's planning next is
A lot like Prudhoe Bay.
 
Little holes in the Arctic Refuge
And the Arctic Village, too
Little holes in Polar Bears,
And even Caribou.
 
Little holes in Juneau
And little holes in Nome
And, if you let her, you know
She'll little-hole your home.
 
She's the darling of the Oilers
And the Corporate Despoilers,
Can you stop her?
No, you can't, because
The biggest little holes
Are in...
...environmental laws.